The Desperate Parody

Maybe you were in a coma this week if you missed all the hoople regarding ABC and their Monday night football promo that caught so much flack from Ann Coulter and her girl's group. Maybe you still haven't heard about it, or haven't tuned in to hear Pat Buchanan and his panel discuss in detail how outraged they were that a hot white woman might jump into the arms of a wealthy young athlete. Yeah, what was ABC thinking going down that line of complete fiction? I think that Americans have simply lost their sense of humor. Three years of being told to be afraid, to lose your trust, to duct tape your windows... I guess that you could lose your sense of humor. Three years of yellow alert with an occasion orange thrown in (gotta love those citrus colors) can put a person on the edge. Either way, this is how I feel about it. Lighten up! It was a parody, and a womans back. If you feel the need to shelter your kids from this, then wrap them up in duct tape and go hide in your bomb shelter. Be sure to tune in to FOX News while you're down there, and see you in 2008, when America wins again.